>>ALL RIGHT.>>Jimmy: I’M LOOKING AT YOU AND JUST IMAGINING WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WORE THAT SWEATER. >>IT WOULD LOOK AMAZING. >>Jimmy: WOULD LOOK LIKE I BOUGHT HALF SACK OF POTATOES. >>AND BUMPS AND LUMPS. >>Jimmy: IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES HOW YOU DOING. >>DOING GREAT MAN VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. >>Jimmy: YOU TOO I SEEN YOU LAST IN SEPTEMBER AND YOU ANNOUNCED YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WERE HAVING ANOTHER BABY. >>YEAH BABY NUMBER TWO. >>Jimmy: SO NOW WE’RE FIVE MONTHS LATER, WHERE’S THE BABY?>>WELL, IT WAS, WELL — CAME EARLY ACTUALLY. >>Jimmy: OH, CONGRATULATIONS. >>THIS PAST SUNDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: OH, WOW. >>SO, THIS PAST SUNDAY WE’RE SLEEPING, ABOUT 2:00 IN THE MORNING SHE WAKES ME UP, HEY, WE GOT TO GET UP I’M HAVING THE BABY, IT WAS A FULL ON FULL TILT BOOGIE GOING 100 MILES AN HOUR GRABBING THE BACKPACKS THAT WERE PREPARED, MAKING THE CALLS, GOING TO THE HOSPITAL, JULMPING IN THE CAR, MAKING SURE THE NANNY WAS WATCHING THE OTHER BABY AND WE GET IN THE CAR AND SOON AS WE’RE BACKING UP SHE’S LIKE APRIL FOOLS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: REALLY? THAT’S HORRIBLE. >>HA, HA. YEAH. SHE’S LIKE APRIL FOOL’S. I’M LIKE LAUREN, NO.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE GIRLFRIEND’S INSANE. THAT’S AN INSANE THING TO DO. >>HA,HA IT’S CRAZY. IT’S SO INSANE LITERALLY THAT STORY YOU JUST TOLD YOU IS COMPLETE [ BLEEP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: SO APRIL FOOL’S HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Jimmy: IT’S TOO LATE FOR APRIL’S FOOL’S, IT DOESN’T LAST ALL MONTH. THAT’S NOT FAIR. >>IT’S ALL MONTH LONG. IT WAS A GOOD STORY RIGHT.>>Jimmy: SO YOU’RE ALERT TO THAT SORT OF THING IF THAT WERE TO HAPPEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY NOT HAVE BEEN TRICKED. >>I’M READY TO GO. YES I’M READY TO GO. >>Jimmy: WOULD YOU FLY IN A HELICOPTER TO DELIVER THE BABY AND FLY OFF. >>FLY OFF, LOOK AT THE CAMERA, THE BABE YIB’S A GIRL. YES I’M READY.>>YOU’RE IN A PROMOTIONAL TOUR RIGHT NOW ARE YOU GOING TO OTHER COUNTRIES?>>TRUTH IS WE’RE EXPECTING IN PROBABLY THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. >>Jimmy: OH!>>YEAH SO I’M ON CODE RED, HIGH ALERT, I HAVE TO GO — WE WENT TO THE BABY DOCTOR TODAY, EVERYTHING’S LOOKING GREAT. >>Jimmy: GOOD. >>AND SO NOW THIS FRIDAY I HAVE TO GO TO THIS SHANGHAI. >>Jimmy: YOU CAN’T GO TO SHANGHAI. >>I HAVE GOT TO GO. BUT WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING THAT’S THE THING. >>Jimmy: YOU AND SHANGHAI OR YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. >>ME AND SHANGHAI HAVE A WONDERFUL, WE GO WAY BACK. AS OF NOW THE PLAN IS, THE DOCTOR SAID IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GOING TO BE OKAY, THE BABY SHOULD BE BORN WHEN IT IS DUE WHICH IS APRIL 25TH. >>Jimmy: OKAY.>>SO WE’LL SEE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I MEAN, WE’RE TAKING A CHANCE HERE, TAKING A SHOT. FIRST GOING TO SHANGHAI AND THEN LONDON FOR “RAMPAGE” AND THEN WILL COME BACK. >>Jimmy: THEN WHAT WHEN THE BABY GRADUATES HIGH SCHOOL YOU’LL BE THERE. >>HERE’S THE THING, IN THE EVENT, ESPECIALLY IN SHANGHAI NOT LIKE I CAN GET BACK RIGHT AWAY. >>Jimmy: NO. >>I’M GOING TO NEED A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, A DULA WHO WILL HELP ME DELIVER, IT’S GOT TO BE YOU. >>Jimmy: WELL I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE DUALA I’D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO FILL IN, I WILL WEAR ONE OF YOUR OUTFITS THE WHOLE THING,LY SCRUB REAL GOOD, I KNOW HOW TO WASH MY HANDS REALLY WELL. >>PERFECT. NEEDS TO STAY UP HERE. >>Jimmy: ONE THING I WON’T DO IS CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD WOULD YOU DO IT?>>I WAS RIGHT THERE.>>Jimmy: NOT ME. >>WHY?>>Jimmy: BECAUSE IT’S PA PATRONIZING LIKE YOU’RE A MAYOR CUTTING THE RIBBON, YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO SCREW UP MY KID’S BELLY BUTTON THAT’S WHY. I DON’T WANT TO BE THE ONE WITH THE MEATY BELLY BUTTON THEIR WHOLE LIVES. THANKS AGAIN DAD.>>HA, HA. >>Jimmy: I SAID THAT’S LEFT TO