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Pa rum pum pum pum! A sequel to the Old Testament! Fuck Off! (Hallelujah…) It’s what the client wants! Well, it’s like saying two tits are good, how about three? Sequels suck, sequels always suck. Oh. Mm-hmm What about gold John, does gold suck? Because that’s what the client’s paying in. Real, hard, solid church gold. Oh God, not the church. Well who did you think the client was? Well it’d be nice to have a client that doesn’t want your entire soul for once. Oh, I’m sorry Mark, have you got another paid writing gig you need to pop off too? Coz there’s the door… I didn’t think so… Right… Let’s pick the lucky writer who gets to commence our epic journey. Oh Fuck! Hey, oh, hey. Hey purge that negativity John…alright? I only want ‘yes, and’ in this room ok? So yes, and… John get cracking Okay Okay, okay, how about we go punk with it, we tear up the rule book… And we do short stories. Yes, and… No! We’re not doing short stories. Ohhh why me? I didn’t know the straw thing…I was looking… Hey…God picked YOU with that straw. Okay, ok let’s not…it’ll go to his head. All right…well, I’m thinking that God would love… What’d I say? …the stories that are downsized We’re not doing short stories, end of story Less is more! Yes, aaand! Oh you want less do ya? Is that what you want? Well, how about I take half your salary? How’d you like that for less? Huh? Huh? No, no, no more is more…
– Huh? Huh? More is more… …a little less on the blood pressure though Hey, hey, look look if we can’t tear up the rule book then let’s rewrite it. Yeah? And make that sequel fun size. Yes, and I love it! Thank you Mark! What’s fun size? Well, it’s just you know, it’s just more to the point, sharp Bite size advertising for God’s, you know, He means short stories WE’RE NOT DOING SHORT… FUCKING SHORT STORIES… Thanks a shit-tonne Luka! Oh cry me a SHORT river, John Is he having a stroke? Yes, and! Well he is 37 If I was religious, I’d say that’s God smiting you Matthew! That’s what I was gonna say. Yeah, because God loves short stories. I mean I should know, he did pick me! Straight to his head… WE’RE NOT DOING FUCKING SHORT STORIES! Oh, you right? Fabulous, delicious human being, yes you right there! It is Nat here from Cameralla Comedy. Thank you so much for tuning into our most recent series. I hope you got a bit of a giggle out of it! Hey, if you want to hit the subscribe button, we will love you just that little bit more, and if you want to throw us some support visit patreon.com/cameralla And we’ll make some more awesome stuff just for you!